Saturday, December 5, 2009

CFL rejects Browns entrance



CFL officials have closed the door to any potential entry of the Cleveland Browns into the Canadian Football League.

CFL sources, citing the import of the passing game in Canadian football, said the Browns don't have the talent to win games on a regular basis in the Canadian game. CFL rules incentivize passing and teams only have 2 downs to get 10 yards and first down.

"Coach" and his right hand man, Browns owner Randy Lerner, had made an exploratory visit to Canada (see photo) and were said to be terribily disappointed at this rejection because, quote "We wuz lookin forward to some good fishin' and shit" unquote.

Lerner stated however that the CFL rejection will not stop his 5 year plan to bring Cleveland Browns fans a championship. Rumor is that a meeting is now planned with the Big Ten conference.

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