Tuesday, December 1, 2009

HE WILL-GO-ALL-THE-WAY!

Eric Mangini’s football acumen never ceases to astound. Besides the 13 man field goal block, Mangini has come up with many other great schemes to get results on the gridiron. The Brown Log has acquired a Cleveland playbook for the upcoming game against the San Diego Chargers. Mangini has used his super-genius secret statistical formula to determine the Browns will be down by a score of 37-3 at the two-minute warning of the second half. At this point Mangini plans to pull Norv Turner aside and tell him that the Browns have (how shall I put this) a special needs player. If this player could score a touchdown on the last play of the game it would mean the world to him. Norv being the good guy that he is will certainly oblige. Boom! Touchdown! Man-genius does it again! The trick will be finding the right player to pull of the “special needs” player role. Dwayne Rudd was contacted and is practicing with the team this week. You can see the play being executed in this unauthorized Browns practice video. This play is called Rudd-Right-88 and is code-named "Matt Ziesel's Touchdown Run"

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