Showing posts with label LeBron James. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LeBron James. Show all posts

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Bye Bye Cleveland, Hello Miami!


Well that’s that. The Brown Log was the first to report that LeBron is gone. And now it is a done deal. Just moments ago James announced his decision to leave the Cavaliers organization and join the Miami Heat. He made his announcement from ESPN’s studios in Connecticut. The King was originally going to let the world know about his decision from The Brown Log’s worldwide headquarters. But we were busy. So he’s gone. Fukkem. In Cleveland, we know that nobody loves us but us so no need to look back.

For all intents and purposes Cleveland is down to one major league team, the Browns. What about the Tribe you ask? While they are technically a “major league” team, MLB has devolved into a pyramid-shaped farm system. The Yankees sit atop at the pinnacle; the Red Sox are just below them, while the Phillies, Cardinals, Dodgers and a few others reside on tier three. All the rest of the teams develop talent so that they can one day compete in a World Series for championships. You need not recall back any farther than last year’s World Series where Cliff Lee and C.C. Sabathia squared off in game 1. They both played for the Indians and won Cy Young awards in consecutive years before the training wheels were taken off and they went to play for big boy teams.

That brings us to the Browns. Our Brownies are now the Cleveland team closest to winning a championship. Given the fact that they rank 30th or lower in every category by every "expert" demonstrates how low Cleveland sports has fallen in 2010. What you witnessed tonight on ESPN was the public execution of a professional sports franchise. The above picture says it all. Will this be the all time low point for Cleveland sports? Naaaaawwwww! We will somehow sink much lower in the coming years.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

A Farewell Tribute to Lebron James

At least the 1980 Browns had guts...

If you've been supporting Cleveland teams long enough to remember the sequence of plays in this video, you are probably emotionally tough enough to endure any Cleveland sports failure even one in which the very best team in the league simply decides to throw in the towel.

Monday, February 8, 2010

I WANT THAT!

The Saints did it. I am happy for them. Euphoric New Orleans fans will cheer and thank their hometown team at their championship parade in the very streets that were flooded less than five years ago. What could be more heartwarming? But my pangs of envy cannot be denied. While watching Who Dat Nation celebrate, I could not help but feel that the Browns are farther away from winning a Super Bowl than ever. It was difficult to watch the elation. I want that! So while I am dreaming, I decided to make a list of other things I want but probably will not happen. Here they are in no particular order.

I want to buy the Baltimore Ravens and move them to Ft. Wayne.

I want Slayer to perform at halftime of Super Bowl XLV.

I want Rex Ryan’s stomach to be penalized 15 yards for being too far out on the field.

I want Shannon Sharpe to use his inside voice even when he is outside.

I want Ed Hochuli tested for human growth hormones.

I want a hamburger…no a cheeseburger…

I want to see irrefutable video evidence of Ben Roethlisberger sexually assaulting a goat.

I want LeBron James to stay in Cleveland and QB the Browns.

I want to lock Chad Ochocinco and Kanye West in the same room and see who drops dead first from lack of attention.

I want former Florida State WR DeCody Fagg to make an NFL team and line up against CB Randall Gay. And I want to hear the announcer call that matchup without snickering.

That’s ten. What do you want?