With a glance at the standings we see that the Browns, while not the worst team in the league, definitely have their work cut out for them. If the Brownies could some how figure out to block, run, tackle and catch, they just might be able to catch the Redwoods and possibly overtake the Locomotives in the standings. However, surpassing the Florida Tuskers would be a tall order at this point. Hey wait a minute! The Browns could not beat the New York Sentinels or the Florida Tuskers. Who am I kidding? They couldn’t beat the Memphis Maniax of the XFL, the San Antonio Gunslingers of the USFL or the Shreveport Steamers of the WFL. Now if the Steamers moved to Cleveland, they would be the…..oh nevermind.
Seriously, this has to be one of the worst teams ever to take the field. The 1999 expansion Browns scored 28 offensive touchdowns while going 2-14. That is 1.75 TDs per game. The 2009 Browns are on pace to score a little over 9 touchdowns for the entire season! That comes out to about half a touchdown per game.
Let’s see what our fearless leader Randy Lerner has to say.
Thank you, Randy for those soothing words. I feel a lot better now. Does this guy even exist? Maybe Keyser Söze owns the Browns. The only thing rarer then a Randy Lerner sighting is a Browns TD. If anyone has evidence of either, please let me know.
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