Sunday, December 24, 2023
Brown BLog Predicts: Game 14 vs Texans
Sunday, December 17, 2023
The Brown BLog Predicts: Overcoming obstacles
Sunday, December 10, 2023
Brown BLog Predicts: Injuries
Saturday, December 9, 2023
Leveraging Every Advantage
Kevin Stefanski has refused to reveal who will be the starting QB for the Browns this week against Jacksonsville. Most pundits believe that Stefanski hopes to force the Jaguars coaching staff to prepare for both Joe Flacco and Dorian Thompson Robinson. By diluting their opponents prep time, an advantage is created for the Browns!
One might dismiss this because it cannot be that difficult for an opponent to prepare for DTR since as a QB he basically is a less accurate version of Cody Kessler, but in fact, the Brown BLog can confirm that Coach Stefanski's strategy is working.
Our sources indicate that Doug Pederson and his staff have spent over two hours praying that Stefanski starts Dorian Thompson Robinson!
Sunday, December 3, 2023
Brown BLog Predicts: Odds are against winning ugly.
When I think about predicting the outcome of a given game, I always start with the thought, what if these two teams played 10 games? If the Browns played the Rams in Los Angeles ten times today I do believe the Rams would win 6 or 7 times. So as Lloyd Christmas might say, "you are telling me there is a chance!". Indeed, if the Browns defense plays well which is something they've done all season, the Browns could win today if Kevin Stefanski is willing to "win ugly". What is winning ugly? It is something Bill Parcells and Marty Schottenheimer knew how to do. You can tilt the odds in your favor in a game where you are apparently likely to lose, if you use the clock and leverage your teams strengths. The Browns are in trouble due to injuries on offense, but they have a great D. Run the damn clock and you move the odds of winning in your favor by limiting your opponents time of possession.
The problem with that is that Paul DePodesta and Kevin Stefanski just hate winning ugly. Don't get me wrong, Kevin Stefanski does something that most Browns Head Coaches during the rather ugly and sleezy Haslam era did not. Stefanski has his team ready to compete almost every Sunday but he just cannot resist trying to be cute once or twice in any given game.
As Jim Schwartz was quoted this week when asked about analytics, "football is not played in a vacuum". So why is it that in a cold weather game, Kevin Stefanski called a double reverse with a QB who had just entered the game, PJ Walker, and another player, Pierre Strong, who also had barely a snap on offense? Why? Because our 80's corner bar Archie Bunker drunk, Paul DePodesta must have told him that the Broncos would never imagine that the Browns would be stupid enough to run a double reverse with two cold players (literally and figuratively). It always works after all! Throw a long pass with your backup QB on 4th and 1?? Sure fire Browns Touchdown! Hooray!
Instead, the Broncos had done their homework. They knew damn well that the Browns are apt to do stupid things so their defenders understood to be patient against the Browns offense and make their reads. Result? There were not one but two Broncos ready to crush Pierre Strong on the double reserve, which Mr. Strong obviously noted, because he fumbled the pitch to him.
End of game.
The scenario in which the Browns win today involves running the ball 60% or more and passing with veteran Joe Flacco very conservatively.
The Browns won't do that because analytics says there is no such thing as winning ugly and that if you study the statistics enough, you will discover human beings can indeed be coached to perform like robots.
The Brown BLog predicts
Rams 26
Brown 17
The Brown BLog are 5-6 season to date.
Sunday, November 26, 2023
Brown BLog Predicts: Doubling Down
Over the 10 + years The Brown BLog have predicted Browns games, we have always had a winning record. I probably came to believe that I actually know what I am talking about but truth be told, I usually predicted the Browns to lose and frankly, for as long as most can remember, predicting the Browns to lose is a winning formula.
This year the Brown BLog is 4-6 year to date predicting the outcome of Browns games. Why? Because more often than not, we see the Browns losing.
So maybe just maybe the 2023 Browns will make believers out of us naysayers? Well, maybe but my view today is that even a homer should think seriously about the Browns chances of winning today. But homers will all line up saying the Browns will win.
Of course, the Brown BLog is doubling down on losing.
Why double down on losing?
- It is extremely hard to win in Denver. The average NFL home team wins about 56% of the time. The Bronco's all time home winning percentage is about 63%
- Russell Wilson may be getting up there in years, but he can still run if he needs to and to beat the Browns amazing defense, the opposing QB has to rack up at least a handful of big runs.
- Dorian Thompson Robinson took a solid step up vs the Steelers but he is a rookie and he still played mostly poorly vs the Steelers. He has potential but he's a warm weather rookie QB playing his first NFL road game in one of the hardest stadiums for any visiting NFL team. And the weather promises to be extremely cold.
- Last but not least Denzel Ward is out today. That hurts, big time.
Look for DTR to struggle. Look for Russell Wilson to play well and look for the Browns to lose
The Brown BLog Predicts
Denver 20
Browns 10
The Brown Blog are 4-6 season to date.
Friday, November 24, 2023
Ohio's Football Tradition: Ohio State vs Michigan
If you want to understand the passion for football in Ohio, look no further than Ohio State Football.
Steeped in tradition, Buckeye football is nearly a religious experience on any given fall Saturday in Ohio. Generations of Ohioans love their Buckeyes and sometimes the passion is so intense that it can be nearly embarrassing. But passion it is.
Embarrassing? Well, try attending an Ohio State vs Michigan game in Ann Arbor, Michigan and you might see what I mean. Fans in Ann Arbor are polite and respectful of Ohio State fans which stands in sharp contrast to the behavior of many Buckeye fans at any home game in Columbus.
The Ohio State University themselves actually encourage this behavior with the relatively new and mostly not funny tradition of "crossing out" the M in many communications that the University themselves produce during Michigan week. It is an utterly stupid, pointless and relatively new tradition that should be done away with.
Why, ask you?
Stupid - Because effectively an institution of higher learning is defacing public property and encouraging poor spelling.
Pointless - Because at it's worst, the demonization of the letter M encourages poor sportsmanship.
I hope the Buckeyes win this weekend, but you won't catch me getting caught up crossing out M's and hopefully someday our great University will find something positive to do during Michigan week.
Sunday, November 19, 2023
The Brown BLog Predicts: Game 10 vs the Steelers - Experience
Saturday, November 18, 2023
Drinking the Kool Aid?
Saturday, November 11, 2023
The Brown BLog Predicts: Quesions Answered - Week 9 vs Ravens
CJ Stroud vs Deshaun Watson: What is the Difference?
After his remarkable performance last Sunday in an amazing come from behind victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaners, CJ Stroud was asked to explain his incredible success as a rookie QB in the NFL.
Stroud answered that he gave all the credit to his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
When fans seek to understand what is the difference between Deshaun Watson, a very good QB and CJ Stroud who is emerging as a world class QB the answer is in Stroud's own words.
Watson has even more ability than CJ Stroud, the only difference is that Stroud has surrendered his life to our Lord Jesus.
If fans want the Browns to win a Super Bowl, they should do everything in their power to shower Mr. Watson with the words and love of Christ the Savior.
Once Deshaun Watson is saved, and begins to live his life in the brilliant light of our Lord, he will be transformed off the field and then on it!
Sunday, November 5, 2023
The Brown BLog Predicts: Game 8 vs Cardinals
The Browns luck ran out against Seattle last Sunday.
What? Luck??
Luck does not exist, right? It's all about the numbers. Well, I don't know which set of analytics says that but I thought at a bare minimum it was a terrible idea to put the entire game on PJ Walkers shoulders after such a gutsy performance. So instead of being a hero, Walker ends up the goat and the Browns yet again try to outsmart an opponent, who instead made their reads and won the play, then the game.
So will we need luck against the Cardinals today? I was ready to predict Arizona if Kyler Murray were to start, but a rookie QB against the Browns amazing D?
I see no way the Browns lose to a rookie QB, Clayton Tune will make a few errors and the Browns will get a win at home
The Brown BLog Predicts
Browns 23
Cardinals 17
The Brown BLog are 3-4 this season
Sunday, October 29, 2023
The Brown BLog Predicts: Stay the Course
The Browns have won two games in a row without their franchise QB, whose rotator cuff hangs in the balance. The Browns Defense and Special Teams deserve much of the credit for those two wins, not to mention some officiating calls that seem inspired by the legendary gambler Tim Donaghy.
However illogical it is that the Browns are 4-2 today, it remains hard for me to accept that this Browns team is destined to success. PJ Walker undeniably is a cool customer under pressure and I like his leadership, but carry the Browns to the playoffs? I don't think so. He's putting more film out there every week, NFL teams are going to find even more cracks in his game.
So this week the Brown BLog stays the course and predicts yet again the Browns will lose this week vs. a very good Seahawks team.
Let's hope for a Washington Commanders loss this week because word is that if they win, Jacoby Brissett is not getting traded. Without Brissett the Browns hopes for salvaging a playoff season are going to go down the toilet, because I don't care what anybody says, you can say what you like about Deshaun Watson off the field, but on the field he is a warrior. If he's not playing something is seriously and structurally wrong with that rotator cuff.
Brown BLog Predicts
Seahawks 28
Browns 17
the Brown BLog are 2-4 season to date predicting Browns outcomes.