Bye Bye Cleveland, Hello Miami!

Well that’s that. The Brown Log was the first to report that LeBron is gone. And now it is a done deal. Just moments ago James announced his decision to leave the Cavaliers organization and join the Miami Heat. He made his announcement from ESPN’s studios in Connecticut. The King was originally going to let the world know about his decision from The Brown Log’s worldwide headquarters. But we were busy. So he’s gone. Fukkem. In Cleveland, we know that nobody loves us but us so no need to look back.

For all intents and purposes Cleveland is down to one major league team, the Browns. What about the Tribe you ask? While they are technically a “major league” team, MLB has devolved into a pyramid-shaped farm system. The Yankees sit atop at the pinnacle; the Red Sox are just below them, while the Phillies, Cardinals, Dodgers and a few others reside on tier three. All the rest of the teams develop talent so that they can one day compete in a World Series for championships. You need not recall back any farther than last year’s World Series where Cliff Lee and C.C. Sabathia squared off in game 1. They both played for the Indians and won Cy Young awards in consecutive years before the training wheels were taken off and they went to play for big boy teams.

That brings us to the Browns. Our Brownies are now the Cleveland team closest to winning a championship. Given the fact that they rank 30th or lower in every category by every "expert" demonstrates how low Cleveland sports has fallen in 2010. What you witnessed tonight on ESPN was the public execution of a professional sports franchise. The above picture says it all. Will this be the all time low point for Cleveland sports? Naaaaawwwww! We will somehow sink much lower in the coming years.

Colt McCoy is getting hitched

Browns quarterback Colt McCoy to wed in private ceremony this month If his taste in women is any indication of his quarterbacking skills, I'd say that there are a few Super Bowls in the Cleveland Browns near future.

Cleveland Browns release public practice schedule

Cleveland Browns release public practice schedule

BREAKING NEWS: LeBron James to leave the Cavs

BREAKING NEWS: The Brown Log is reporting that LeBron James is leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers organization. Do we have inside sources? No. Do we know what team he is defecting to? No. But we here at the Brown Log do have something that the national media can never understand. We have lived and breathed Cleveland sports for the past forty years. And we know that Cleveland fans get the shit-end of a shitsicle every time. Always. Every single time. This instance will be no different. We are confident in being the first to report that LeBron is gone. We would like to extend a big brown log to David Stern, Dan Gilbert, Danny Ferry, LeBron and the rest of the Cavs for getting our hopes up once again. Thanks for nothing fellas. On a positive note, I personally will not have to pretend to enjoy NBA basketball. I will never watch the sport again, not one single dribble. The Cavs will probably skip town too within the next five years. Can you say Las Vegas Cavaliers?

For those of you new to the Brown Log, we started this blog last fall out of sheer frustration and disgust with the incredible ineptitude and dysfunction of the Cleveland Browns organization. We call ‘em like we see ‘em. Starting 1-11, baaaaad. Hiring Mike Holmgren, goooood. Retaining Eric Mangini, TBD. So now that basketball season is over in Cleveland, and I mean really over, like permanently, we can now focus on our other major league team – the Browns. Be sure to check back often to get our less-than-mainstream take on everything Cleveland Browns.

Browns poll

Here is an interesting poll in the Plain Dealer assessing the Browns off season moves. Vote while you have a chance. I voted good, and would have voted excellent had the Browns rid themselves of Coach Mangini. Only time will tell if Holmgren is able to raise the youthful Eric Mangini's performance to Super Bowl caliber. One thing is for sure, the player personnel decisions made in the last 4 months will leave no excuses for Mangini. if he doesn't win, it will be 100% his responsibility as the players the Browns have drafted, signed and traded for are excellent.

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Here is a good blog on the Browns, "Dawg Pound Daily" that poses a very interesting question about the 2010 season

Revising history: Art Modell

When I lived in Atlanta, I once met a young lady who worked in "Public Relations". One afternoon over a beer, she explained to me that her job was to get "placements". Over the course of the next hour, I came to understand effectively what that meant is that businesses who wanted favorable press, employed her PR firm and she worked on their behalf to get articles "placed" into news outlets such as magazines and newspapers. I suppose I was naive, but it quickly became clear to me that much of what we all read in the press is bullshit. For example, it is now obvious whenever I read an article that states how great some CEO of a company is that this "newsworthy" item is the product of two PR pros working to pump the massive ego of some overpaid prima donna, in hopes of selling more widgets.

A major reason why I love blogging is because professional journalists in the USA sold their soul to satan years ago (if any journalists are reading this, to hear Bill Hick's viewpoint on selling your soul to satan, please watch the below youtube video). Bloggers can tell the truth because they write for the fun of it. Today's American journalism feels a lot more like the Russian Politburo, except that cash buys newsprint in the USA, rather than the gift of vodka to a political official.

So,,, what is the point of this rant? Well the man who destroyed the Cleveland Browns, Art Modell, is trying to revise history in a last gasp effort to make the Football Hall of Fame in Canton. Now that makes me mad!!! Click here to read this revisionist trash from todays Baltimore Sun. You can bet your bottom dollar some PR jerk somewhere is behind this bit of "journalism"

Who is the Brown's QB??

Why is it that Eric Mangini loves to have QB controversies???

Reggie Langhorne injured while riding his bike

Brown's great Reggie Langhorne hit by a car earlier this week while riding his bicycle.
Langhorne had to undergo surgury but his injuries are not life threatening, thank God.

Browns minicamp

Insights from Browns minicamp by Scott Petrak of the Elyria Chronicle Telegram. I am especially happy to see Carlton Mitchell off to a good start.

Browns beat: Tony Grossi

if you want to get a true view to the inner workings of the Browns, The Plain Dealer's Tony Grossi is a "must read".
Here's the latest from Grossi.

Update: Robby Parris

A couple of weeks ago the Brown Log did a brief write up on former St. Iggy star Robby Parris and his inspiring comeback from the brutal leg injury he suffered as a senior playing for St Iggys vs Massillon. Parris went on to play collegiate football for Notre Dame University where he played well, occasionally showing signs of brilliance, but often struggled to stay healthy. Recently Parris had a try out with the Browns.

After publishing the blog on Parris, The Brown Log had over 50 visits that landed on our pages based on Robby Parris google searches so obviously Parris has a huge following. I've tried to stay up to date with what happened thereafter but there's not much info out there. The Browns did not offer Parris a contract but there was no press confirmation of that fact, just silence. Parris does appear to have a Twitter account (as does The Brown Log by the way) and on June 3 that account tweeted that Robby Parris' football career was over. Previous tweets mention a trip to Canada. Therefore taking a large leap of logic after reading in between the lines, perhaps Parris tried to catch on in the CFL and after that effort, has decided to hang the spikes up. I am actually a big CFL fan and felt that Parris would be perfect for the CFL game. The Canadian field is a bit bigger than the NFL pitch and a big rangy receiver is needed on every team as the QB scrambles on practically every play and CFL teams have only two downs to get a first down. Parris fits the needs of a lot of CFL teams quite nicely but it looks like that is not to be.

In any case, it looks like one of Cleveland's favorite son's has hung his spikes up and if that is indeed the case, The Brown Log sends him our best wishes. Parris is one of many examples of the depth of talent in Ohio's football pool and more importantly he's a great example of the love for the game that makes Ohio football players unique.

Moving on with his professional life, a sheepskin from Notre Dame University will assure a solid career in whatever field Mr. Parris takes up, post football. Good luck Robby!!

Vintage Browns: 1965 NFL Championship

Perhaps a little known fact, the 1965 Browns came one game away from Super Bowl I.
That year there was no fumble or pass or "drive". Art Modell's Browns simply got their asses kicked by Vince Lombardi's Packers.