Well the dumpster fire that is the Cleveland Browns continues to burn out of control. This past week Randy Lerner attempted to overcome his agoraphobia. After watching the beat down at the hands of the Bears, he let us fans know that he wants to add a “credible football presence”. And Casper the Friendly Owner did meet with two longtime fans and listened to their concerns/complaints/criticisms. Rumor has it he floated through the wall to enter the meeting room. Whoopi Goldberg served as medium. Seriously, I applaud Lerner for meeting with those fans. Most owners’ egos would not allow them to pull that off. It is about time we got some reaction from the brass. Even Captain Smith of the Titanic let those in steerage know they were f’ed. This pow wow came the day after The Browns let general manager George Kokinis loose. "Reclusive" George makes Lerner look like Kanye West at a Taylor Swift convention. No one knows what he did if anything. Maybe he was the Michael Scott of the Browns and planned all the birthday parties. Coach Man-dumbass made ALL the personnel decisions. This is evident by the team’s 1-7 record and the fact that both the offense and defense rank no higher then 31st in virtually every statistical category. Now Captain Ahab says he will be involved in the hiring of the next general manager. Oh, no you don’t! This next GM needs to evaluate the situation without any obligation to Man-dumbass. And I expect the next general manager (whomever he/she may be) to throw Ahab overboard. So for Mangini to have input in the process would be like Louis XVI helping out with the executions. Now if I’m wrong and Man-dumbass is still here next year, throw another couch in that dumpster and watch it BURN, BURN, BURN!
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