Browns acquire Roethlisberger from Pittsburgh

The Cleveland Browns today traded for troubled Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger. In a move sure to provoke endless controversy, the Browns in any case have added a young QB who has two Super Bowl Rings. When asked to comment, new President Mike Holmgren stated, "we like Ben's aggresiveness, and think he can lead us to score much more frequently".

Brown's coach Eric Mangini then added.... "he said "score",huh huh huh huh....."